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Sage of Spirit: greatfairyofhyrule: Sage of Spirit: [FfA:Friday – Casino – Nabooru &...

greatfairyofhyrule:

Sage of Spirit: [FfA:Friday – Casino – Nabooru & Great Fairy Titania]

nabooru-sageofspirit:

Nabooru adjusted the bangles wrapped around her biceps and pulled the sheer veil down over her mouth. Her body was adorned with jewels and sparkly beads. Her top was…

Titania followed suit, moving her own body to the beats as men stopped in their gambling to look up at the stage. The women were beautiful as they began their routine. Titania looked over at their target, giving him her ‘special’ look. That look could make any man feel like he was the only man in the world she wanted, and it seemed to work, as he sat up straighter, his eyes meeting her before drifting to look at her body. 

As Titania turned, she shot a smile at Nabooru, before motioning to continue with the plan. Stopping her dance, she took a microphone and smiled at the crowd of men. “Welcome to all to the Temple of Time Casino!” 

Many clapped and Titania smiled, a look of laughter playing in her eyes as she looked back to Rauru. “You there, mister, you lookin’ for a good time?” She asked, and he smiled and replied with a yes. She laughed and shot a wink at him. “Well Gentlemen, I believe we found ourselves a player.”

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh)

posted: 2 days ago
wehlicopter:

kittencruncher:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP

b…bab.
posted: 3 days ago
daycarestuck:

Don’t just stand there gawking, ask them something!
posted: 3 days ago

Daycare Stuck: (Ew words)1. On the “Senor Sniffles” incident: Gamzee did not kill...

daycarestuck:

(Ew words)

1. On the “Senor Sniffles” incident: Gamzee did not kill Sniffles (the class hamster). Tavros took the hamster out to play (without permission!)and it jumped out of his hand and burrowed underground. Tavros started freaking out so Gamzee said to relax and that…

GAMZEEEEEEE <3

posted: 3 days ago

daycarestuck:

Eridan can’t swim but he does anyways.

posted: 3 days ago

daycarestuck:

Eridan has made “attempts” to be friends, but he is quickly frustrated by Sollux’s mood swings. That kid is such a drama machine, you know?? For Sollux, Eridan is just kind of.. there.

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS

posted: 3 days ago

Please Reblog If You Are A Roleplayer…

duchess-merryweather-crowley:

I wanna know how many rpers there are on Tumblr. <3

Let me love you!

posted: 3 days ago

Reblog if you’re the weird friend.

murderousreprisal:

squackersbazooka:

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^^^Yup, that’s me. Hahahhaha


I’m the kind to sneak up on you, do my Dalek voice and scream, right in your ear, EXTERMINATE!!!

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hellzilla:

Who do you get~?
I got Eridan Ampora! I kneww this wwould happen for shore~!

Kanaya!
I&#8217;m So Classy.
posted: 3 days ago
uu: I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS
uu: EVERY TIME YOu'RE NEXT TO ME.
uu: AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS,
uu: IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME.
uu: YOU SAY I'M IMMATuRE,
uu: I JuST CALL IT ECSTASY.
posted: 3 days ago
derples:

anDREW HUSSIE CONFIRMED THAT TEHRE ARE ONLY 12 BLOOD COLORS + MUTANT KARKAT
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